Like, I'm Totally Doing God's Will!

The president of the United States sounds like a combination between a second-rate ValleyGirl impersonator and a sidewalk preacher.

Help.

NEW YORK President Bush today said he had tried to avoid war with Iraq diplomatically to the max." Speaking to a business group in Irvine, Ca., he admitted mistakes were made in planning for the Iraq invasion, but he defended the troop level, saying "it was the troop level necessary to do the job," and he would commit the same number if given a second chance.

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Bush also explained, in unusually stark terms, how his belief in God influences his foreign policy. "I base a lot of my foreign policy decisions on some things that I think are true," he said. "One, I believe there's an Almighty. And, secondly, I believe one of the great gifts of the Almighty is the desire in everybody's soul, regardless of what you look like or where you live, to be free.

Somebody please impeach this man. And his sinister vice resident, too. Now.